Tolkaunas – tai žodžio „tolimas Kaunas“ sutrumpinimas, naudojamas pabrėžti didelį atstumą ar psichologinį atitolimą nuo Kauno. Dažniausiai vartojamas šnekamojoje kalboje ar interneto memuose.
Pavyzdžiai:
1. Geografinis atstumas:
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